Tweeting on Twitter is huge these days. Everyone is talking about it and I swear that the TV hype about tweeting is being done because of dollars exchanging hands behind the scene. I stumbled upon a story about a man who was tweeting more than the average tweeter.
Honest, I don’t know how all those birds got into my pants. I think someone opened the airplane window.
It seems that this past spring a 46-year-old by the name of Sony Dong was stopped at a California airport after arriving from Vietnam. After a quick search due to some conspicuous bird droppings on Dong’s shoes, it was discovered he was tweeting. Dong had more than a dozen exotic songbirds in his pants. He was smuggling the uncomfortable tweeters into the United States to sell. Collectors pay top dollar for the rare, Asian songbirds and Dong was hoping to make some fast cash on the deal…at least enough for a shoe shine.
If Dong could have controlled the bird dung on his shoes he could have easily blamed the tweeting in his pants by claiming his wireless device was in his pocket and his friends were tweeting him.
Yes, tweeting is a growing trend, but bypass Dong’s example and keep the tweeting limited to your Blackberry and keep the real tweeters out of your pants.
Mark Kayser
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